Wos is da?! Spü ma Schach, oder spü ma Eishockey?
Schon lange nicht mehr so viele Sportschuhe in so kurzer Zeit gesehen. Die Glatzköpfe, das einfache Vok sammeln sich um "Wild Piercing". Keine Ahnung wie man die Miete für das nächste Monate bezahlen soll, aber das neue Peckerl muß her. Am besten wie George Clooney in "From Dusk Till Dawn".
Ich steh in der Nähe und denk nach: "Tattoos hatten Ihren kurzen Höhepunkt. Irgendwann mitte der Neunziger. Aber spätestens jetzt wird jedem klar: Die Zukunft liegt wieder im Matrosendasein." Piercings wurden lächerlich, als man sie asymmetrisch im Gesicht platzierte. Und Christina Aguilera sich zu 47 Intimpiercings bekannte. "Shit, lassen wir das", ich war auf dem Weg zu einem Eishockey-Match...und eines wird einem dort klar. Handball könnte so sein wie ein ausverkauftes Eishockey-Match.
"AAAAASIST BY DIIIIIETER"
"KALT!"
"GOAL BY "DAAARCY""WERENKA!"
4500 Zuseher wußten es, und mir wurde einiges klar: Wenn man einen Vornamen sagt, und jeder weiß um wen es geht - dann hat man es geschafft. Beispiele gefällig:Elvis ...... Presley
Kylie ...... Minogue
Angelina ...... Jolie
Saddam ...... Hussein
andere:
Sigfried ...... and Roy
Hermann ...... Maier
Kaiser ...... Franz Joseph
Fidel ...... Castro
Zinedin ...... Zidane
Nikki ...... Lauda
nicht so deutlich:
Thomas ...... Muster oder Klestil oder Gottschalk
Peter ...... Alexander, Ustinow, Jackson (-->LotR)
George ...... Washington, Clooney, Walker Bush oder "der aus dem Dschungel kam"
Kurt ...... entweder Ostbahn oder Cobain
David ...... Beckham, oder Bowie
dann wiederum ganz klar:
Jesus ...... Christus
Sven ...... Supersven Haferl
und
Adolf ...... ach lassen wir diese witzlose Aufzählung.
Jedenfalls hat mich das die ganze Bahnfahrt beschäftigt - und die wirklich witzigen sind mir längst schon wieder entfallen, oder ich find sie nicht mehr witzig. Denn im Gegensatz zu Tattoos sind Witze eines: vergänglich.
(so nebenbei: auch google gibt mir bei meiner Erkenntnis Recht: nur Nikki führt wohl eher zu "Next Door Nikki teen big breasts".)
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